jmtorres: From Lady Gaga's Bad Romance music video; the peach-haired, wide-eyed iteration (Default)
Recipe and/or booze
http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2011/06/15/endless-poptails-cucumber-honeydew-margarita-popsicles/
http://flyingwithoutsegues.tumblr.com/post/26535350366/froopoo-keepcalm-havecupcakes-flourless

Interesting tools
http://root.patrickbeser.com/tumblr/tags/

Fanfic research
http://www.dvdactive.com/editorial/articles/star-wars-the-changes-part-one.html
http://www.freedrumlessons.com/articles/drum-terms.php
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dewey_Decimal_classes#800-899_.E2.80.93_Literature


Teen Wolf (unread)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/361069
http://archiveofourown.org/works/486655
http://archiveofourown.org/works/255026
http://archiveofourown.org/works/485588
http://archiveofourown.org/works/475310
http://archiveofourown.org/works/441639
http://archiveofourown.org/works/468043
http://swingsetindecember.tumblr.com/post/24639108743/art-credit-buildthemoons-after-a-bad-break-up
http://gyzym.tumblr.com/post/28175219461/those-lips-look-like-love-to-lip-readers-up-close-the
http://gyzym.tumblr.com/post/28222642241/now-youre-standing-in-a-big-disaster-derek-stiles
http://gyzym.tumblr.com/post/28164832029/everything-ive-ever-let-go-of-had-claw-marks-on-it
http://archiveofourown.org/works/417344
http://archiveofourown.org/works/446595
http://archiveofourown.org/works/496592


Teen Wolf (read)(mostly)(probably)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/460270
http://archiveofourown.org/works/467924
http://archiveofourown.org/works/483280
http://archiveofourown.org/works/473105
http://archiveofourown.org/works/467529
http://archiveofourown.org/works/484751
http://archiveofourown.org/works/484351
http://archiveofourown.org/works/514231
http://archiveofourown.org/works/532663

Avengers (unread)(mostly)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/445791
http://archiveofourown.org/works/472831
http://archiveofourown.org/works/313576
http://archiveofourown.org/series/22620
http://archiveofourown.org/works/400257
http://archiveofourown.org/works/450064
http://archiveofourown.org/works/401677
http://archiveofourown.org/works/459731
http://archiveofourown.org/works/341068
http://archiveofourown.org/works/385432
http://archiveofourown.org/works/422861
http://archiveofourown.org/works/460559
http://archiveofourown.org/works/458481
http://archiveofourown.org/works/414786
http://archiveofourown.org/works/415019
http://archiveofourown.org/series/21754
http://archiveofourown.org/works/363939
http://archiveofourown.org/works/415066
http://archiveofourown.org/works/402337
http://archiveofourown.org/works/432776
http://scifigrl47.tumblr.com/post/22447587650/avengers-fic-lullabies-and-failsafes
http://sour-idealist.tumblr.com/post/24352451024/six-deeply-secret-truths-and-half-a-dozen-lies
http://archiveofourown.org/works/413216
http://archiveofourown.org/works/408613
http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Thor.html
http://archiveofourown.org/works/398760
http://archiveofourown.org/works/406324
http://audrey1nd.livejournal.com/151871.html
http://sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com/705014.html
http://archiveofourown.org/works/243244
http://archiveofourown.org/works/294801
http://archiveofourown.org/works/316226
http://archiveofourown.org/works/326566
http://archiveofourown.org/works/327046
http://archiveofourown.org/works/327369
http://archiveofourown.org/works/359960
http://archiveofourown.org/works/358858
http://archiveofourown.org/works/369413
http://archiveofourown.org/works/369098
http://archiveofourown.org/works/363578
http://archiveofourown.org/works/391047
http://archiveofourown.org/works/409520
http://archiveofourown.org/works/374830

Avengers (read)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/314102
http://archiveofourown.org/works/407994
http://archiveofourown.org/works/405828
http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/174803.html
http://archiveofourown.org/series/13712
http://norsekink.livejournal.com/3415.html?thread=8170071
http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/174210.html

Avengers (recs lists)
http://ironfries.tumblr.com/post/22764807247/this-is-a-stevetony-completed-longfic-movieverse
http://bluemeridian.dreamwidth.org/171844.html

SGA (unread)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/472876

Sherlock (unread)
http://idont-knowwhat.livejournal.com/9197.html
http://saraht.dreamwidth.org/740206.html

Tron (unread)
http://archiveofourown.org/series/14034

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (unread)
http://ghotocol-kink.livejournal.com/1494.html?thread=284374&#t284374
http://archiveofourown.org/series/13979
http://archiveofourown.org/works/391958

Cabin Pressure (read)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/391523

Slings and Arrows (read)
http://postcardmystery.livejournal.com/52958.html
http://postcardmystery.livejournal.com/52297.html

X-Men: First Class (unread)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/294647

Losers (nfi)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/294385
http://archiveofourown.org/works/321419
http://archiveofourown.org/works/318050

Star Trek: DS9 (read)
http://archiveofourown.org/series/3303
http://www.squidge.org/blts/archive/b/bluechampagne-crisis1.txt

The Unusuals (nfi)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/381094
http://archiveofourown.org/works/357709

...breaking again for food. My god this is a long project.
jmtorres: Jeremy Renner drinks from a Starbucks venti cup, wears shades and black leather jacket (Will)
So uh, this is only one part of the longer saga Will thinks he's getting me to tell but I figured I'd go ahead and post it since it's complete as a scene and frankly it's been a few months since I've been able to write on it (it would perhaps help if instead of giving me angst and woe and sturm und drang Will could come up with more porn).

Title: Submission Impossible
Author: [personal profile] jmtorres
Fandom: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Rating: Mature? I went with Mature. I was torn.

Summary: Ethan's got a sub on his hands who's about to go into shock if he doesn't get dominated. One burning question: who the hell let a sub be chief analyst of the IMF?

Inspired by this prompt on the ghotocol kinkmeme.

the full tag set I posted to AO3 (part informative, part hilarious): Alternate Universe - BDSM, Miswire-verse, I'm really sorry, BDSM pon farr, can I just claim niqaeli made me do it, or at least encouraged me shamelessly, also I'm sorry for the title, I don't think I can blame niqaeli for that one though, inappropriate uses of children's movies, safewords that only make sense if you saw MI:III, also what the fuck is wrong with the IMF, seriously how are there so many moles, if you only watched Ghost Protocol some background: all the other MI films have IMF traitors, some serious internal agency problems is what I'm saying, PS if this hits fuckyeahweirdtags feel free to leave the identifying info attached, I am okay with being known for ridiculous tags, I am at peace with the what the fuck I have written, I mean it only took me four months to get off my ass and post it but what the hell, I am apparently a person who uses ao3 tags like tumblr tags now

eta: It was pointed out to me that these tags may be misleading in terms of suggesting this fic is intended as comedy. It is not intended as comedy. It is a ridiculous concept I mock myself for investing in that I have taken deadly seriously. (I mean, it's not without humor. But a comedy it's not.)/eta

AO3 link

or you can read it here )
jmtorres: (kink)
So um like a week ago? It was my birthday? I had this plan that I was going to wrap up writing a story I was working on and be like "Happy Birthday to me! Everybody else should write me fic too!" but I didn't get it written as fast as I wanted and I'm currently trying to decide whether to continue writing it or stop where I am, declare it done, and post now.

Poll #9983 writing: it's a thing
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 17


2600 odd words of MI4 BDSMworld AU, comprising one complete scene of Ethan/Will

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post now
4 (23.5%)

keep writing
1 (5.9%)

I have no opinion but cannot resist a poll
12 (70.6%)

I, what

Mar. 13th, 2012 09:19 pm
jmtorres: (kink)
I appear to be writing a fantasy bdsmworld AU for MI4.

Which I convinced [personal profile] niqaeli to plot with me.

By dint of it being ridiculous.
jmtorres: From Lady Gaga's Bad Romance music video; the peach-haired, wide-eyed iteration (Default)
Okay so.

I love the Mission Impossible movies.

Look, you don't need to be with me on this, they are purest Velveeta, but I do, I love them dearly. With all sorts of varied caveats but frankly? they keep surprising me by not sucking as much as I was expecting on assorted social justice scales, and actually, that means someone involved is making an effort. Hollywood movies don't do better than average on accident.

These movies are really iffy on Bechdel. (Maybe 4 passes? I'll check when I go again tomorrow, it's possible that there's lines exchanged between the female Agent Carter and the female assassin Moreau that aren't regarding dude Hanaway. Lolnope, Carter and Moreau don't really actually talk at all, despite having screen time together, sigh. But if you toss out the subrule where the female characters have to be named, you could make an argument for MI3, where Julia is informed by a female guest that her sister has arrived, and then where she exchanges greetings with her sister before her sister is like "so you're marrying tom cruise?" And then she also tells her sister that "Mom's dying to see you." Clearly Tom Cruise is not the important part of that conversation for them.) However, there's always a female agent on the team, sometimes more than one, like in the first mission in the first Mission Impossible movie, which had Sarah Davies, Hannah Williams, and Claire Phelps. There's always at least one agent of color--Luther, who appears in all 4 films and is on team in 3 of them, is black, and Jane Carter in MI4 and Nyah Nordoff-Hall in MI2 are multiracial black/white; Zhen Lei in MI3 is multiracial Vietnamese/white.

And the primary villain is never a scary brown person or a woman. The first MI film has some problems declaring who, exactly, its villain is--I mean, you could argue for Max, since she's the criminal trying to buy the list of agent names and assignments, but they make it so hard to dislike her, when she's played by Vanessa Redgrave and helps Ethan out and everything. (And then there's the side issue about Claire which... okay, in my AU, Claire doesn't die. Also she killed Jim. Although it looked like a suicide. Murder? There was no murder here. Whatchutalkinbout. Let's just leave it like that, okay. My AU is an AU with less death, although obviously not no death. Also I saved Lindsey Farris.) But seriously. MI3 tried to fake us out with Laurence Fishburne, but no, actually, every time, the main villain is a white dude.

Right now we are at: way, way better than I ever thought they would be.

I mean, let's be real, the main character is is also a white dude, these things are unapologetic Tom Cruise vehicles, but do I watch them for Tom Cruise? I do not. (Okay, I do a little. I watch them for Tom Cruise getting the shit kicked out of him.) Fun fact about the Mission Impossible movie franchise: it basically exists because Tom Cruise fanboyed at Paramount until they let him have it. And you know, basically fund it out of his own pockets. Other fun fact: Tom Cruise loves stunts. Basically he gets cast and crew and funding together based on A LIST OF BEAUTIFUL LOCATIONS AROUND THE GLOBE WITH TALL THINGS FOR HIM TO JUMP OFF OF and then later on, sometimes as they are shooting, they write a script justifying why he needs to do so. You think I am exaggerating. I am not. Brad Bird, director of the last one, joined fairly late in preproduction, and kept bugging producer JJ Abrams for a script. After several times ducking out of it, Abrams admitted they didn't have a script, they had about six scripts, all different. There is a subplot of the film about a dude Ethan breaks out of prison that they didn't write in until they were shooting at the prison. The two set pieces they had set at the time Bird was bugging Abrams about the script were the Burj and the carpark. Oh Tom Cruise.

Back to not-Tom Cruise features of these films.

Have I mentioned how much I love Luther Stickell? Okay, so it's 1996. You're making an action thriller spy movie. Do you cast a big black dude as a) a demolitions expert b) a hand-to-hand fighter c) a hacker? It is totally against (limited, omg, Hollywood is so fucked up) type that Luther is the hacker. And, just, he's always the one to call Ethan on his bullshit. "That look in your eye is a pain in my ass, you know that, right?" So much heart for Luther.

The turning expectations on their head thing is a thing these movies do a lot. In the part that's strictly the universe, the world of Mission Impossible, that can suck, because it means they made the one carry-over character from the TV series, Jim Phelps, a traitor; in fact three of the four films revolve around someone internal to the agency fucking Ethan over (guys, guys it's not a surprise anymore, what are you dooooiiiing). HOWEVER, in terms of turning standard casting/writing/filmmaking tropes upside down, it's actually... sort of... awesome.

Let's talk about MI:3, and the woman in the refrigerator.

mostly cut for augh this is painful and not for plot spoilers for a 6 yr old movie, but the plot and film ending will be thoroughly dissected )

But I think this is worth pointing out: good guy characters, all women, most of them of color, in the Mission Impossible films who got kidnapped or shot or otherwise endangered, who I really, really expected to be dead by the end of the film, who got out alive:

--Nyah Nordoff-Hall
--Julia Meade/Hunt (twice, even)
--Zhen Lei
--Jane Carter

I winced, I swore, I said I know how movies work, this will not end well, I braced myself for them to kick it, and they all survived.

Baby steps. And still.

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