Jun. 29th, 2011

jmtorres: From Lady Gaga's Bad Romance music video; the peach-haired, wide-eyed iteration (Default)
A recent episode of a show I watch was made exceedingly uncomfortable by repeated references to bubblegum ice cream.

Uck. Forcing down the urge to vomit.

*DIES*

Jun. 29th, 2011 07:42 am
jmtorres: Utena and Anthy kissing, Revolutionary Girl Utena. My prince has come. (utena)
My tags have been wrangled thusly:

"how am I writing this story" and "no seriously the archive doesn't have enough warnings" have been wrangled into "author's eccentricity" (along with gems other people have produced such as "written long before I knew better," "authorial obsession with rain," and "Pretentious Latin Title")

"consider this a warning" has been wrangled into "Additional Warnings Apply," where I frankly think "no seriously the archive doesn't have enough warnings" may also belong

and, my friends,

apparently "what is this even" (which of course I was not the first to use) is wrangled into "Crack."

Excuse me while I go die laughing.
jmtorres: Utena and Anthy kissing, Revolutionary Girl Utena. My prince has come. (utena)
So [personal profile] niqaeli and I found that two songs, which we had learned from vids, helped us greatly in not completely losing our minds during the third season of Revolutionary Girl Utena.

Whenever we found ourselves compelled to ask, "Why is there a train crossing on the penis balcony" or other similar questions, we determined that the answer was A Metaphor Is a Glorious Thing.

Whenever her efforts to set Akio on fire with her mind seemed inadequate, or there were suddenly a surplus of little red convertibles, or, randomly, a carrot coming out of Touga's head, it cheered us greatly to sing, Too Many Dicks On the Dance Floor! (too many dicks!)

In related news, it turns out what I thought was my season 3 Utena pack is actually an entire series pack. So my season 1 + movie and season 2 packs are superfluous. Would anyone be interested in buying them for like, I dunno, $5 a season + shipping? They're the old versions, not the new remaster versions, but they still go for like $40 and they're pretty bright and shiny (it is not like Utena is a monochromatic or dull show). ETA: CLAIMED.

*ouch*

Jun. 29th, 2011 11:55 pm
jmtorres: Fight Club: animated with porn insert. Inches on the reel-to-reel. (vid)
Brutal sporking shows why I will not be upgrading my Final Cut Pro in the near future.

When Apple gets around to fixing it, they better fix it most excellently, because my hardware is going to need an upgrade the next time I upgrade my editing software.

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