the list of things i am NOT writing at present

• the FTM!Party Poison story involving misappropriation of BLI drugs, self-inflicted top surgery, and other moves of desperation


• Stab the Cat lyrics and script


• blueprints for the Land Sail


• Stab the Cat budget sheet


• the Echo Bazaar plot bunny that doesn't even have a named protagonist, DAMN YOU SECOND PERSON


• Ivan Vorpatril's very pointed commentary on things ongoing in my real life, wtf

/me curls up in a ball and cries