ENGRISH OMG

Showed stariceling Glühen. Some bits of our commentary she insists I post:

( Yeah, spoilers )

Jul: I think the Crashers seem like cheerful people. I would have loved to see them burst in on Weiß's hide-out...
Crashers: RAN!!!!
Aya: *glower*
Crashers: *GLOMP* Ran!
Aya: Don't. Call me that.
Crashers: *continuing group glomping* Ran :-)
Weiß: *snicker* Who're your friends, Aya?
Crashers: *orgies Aya*
Weiß: *covering eyes* *peek* *FLEE*
Aya: *long-suffering sigh*
Knight: Hold him down and I'll blow him.
Queen: *holds him down*
Knight: *goes down on Aya*
Aya: *stops complaining, finally*

A few hours later, Honjou takes Mamoru aside.

Honjou: You're not taking good care of our Ran. You have to sex him up every once in a while.
Aya: *would totally stab Honjou if he weren't the most relaxed he's been in four years or so*


stariceling mistook this copy for a fansub and I said, "Fans don't commit Engrish." (I said it was a bootsub. Ie, bootleg, ya? I stood up, told her to imagine me in dominatrix gear, puffed my chest out, and posed with my foot lifted, resting on the imaginary sub. Pointed down, said "That's a bootsub." stariceling says I look scary with imagined whip.) Which I shortly followed by, "Dude, let's commit Engrish." If I get really bored the next couple of weeks, the next Get Backers episode may have an optional Engrish subtitle track.

And then we went to Toys 'R' Us (it was in the same strip mall as CompUSA, where they failed to fix my laptop) and just sort of... rampaged through odd toys. We found a Galadriel Barbie in a pile of curious Barbies--there was also Lucille Ball, and Velma from Scooby Doo, and Batgirl with motorbike, and Wonderwoman, and Imperial Russian Princess Barbie.

Then we found LEGOLAS. LEGOLAS BARBIE.

Ala Cordelia, I announced, "Oh, my God, I have to tell everyone I ever met RIGHT NOW."

Several people received phone calls to inform them of LEGOLAS BARBIE. Love you guys.