They were all Mulder/Scully, and the only one I can remember much o is the one where Mulder and Scully have sex on his nasty damp bathmat, while he's thinking this isn't really the way he wanted it to be, as it wasn't very romantic. The whole shag-on-wet-towelling may have been the c-part of some h/c, but that's mercifully been blotted out of my mind!
Of course not. And people never write two men and decide one has to be the woman, and should therefore cry. Also, there is no boring one-two-three sex, or mysterious pill bottles.
The mysterious pill bottle thing is REALLY bugging me. It's only been in one story I've read but I can't figure out wtf it is.
Of course not. And people never write two men and decide one has to be the woman, and should therefore cry. Also, there is no boring one-two-three sex, or mysterious pill bottles. And likewise people never write 'OMG this is the best sex evar, so much better than het' fic. No do they ever write about the opposite sex and make gross anatomic blunders that cause one to have a sympathetic reaction of physical pain when reading.
P.S. One-two-three sex? As in, formulaic? Or is this some jargon term with which I am not familiar.
P.P.S. Is this a bad time to mention rum and broken glass?
The standardized "One finger, two finger, three finger, penis!" version of anal sex prep. Yes, formulaic. But also specific. I see. I would say "But what other options do they have?" but I'm not sure that I want to know ;)
P.P.S. Is this a bad time to mention rum and broken glass? Hmm? Just pointing out that your devotion to the slash camp can be less than toasterworthy at times, and that at least one of those times makes wet bathmats look mild :)
*cracking up* I don't think it was rum. Well not in the same story, no, just in another of the stories for which the slash committee is going to take away your toaster.
Also, I think I was precocious in the field of hetslash. My source gives to seperate definitions for this; I'm assuming you mean highly non-canon?
Hetslash is kinda something else now. It's very fuzzily defined. It's sort of "het written by slashers" or "het that doesn't make heterosexist assumptions" or "het that does fun things you usually only associate with slash, like everything except vaginal intercourse."
Of course, there are some people who say all of the above is just "good het."
I fail to see how vaginal intercourse for the purpose (plotwise) of impregnation (and ending mpreg) is less heteronormative than intercourse for the sake of fun. One might even argue that it's more *g*
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XF fandom is like that. But now I'm *really* curious what you read.
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I'm so glad I'm over here in the slash camp.
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The mysterious pill bottle thing is REALLY bugging me. It's only been in one story I've read but I can't figure out wtf it is.
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And likewise people never write 'OMG this is the best sex evar, so much better than het' fic. No do they ever write about the opposite sex and make gross anatomic blunders that cause one to have a sympathetic reaction of physical pain when reading.
P.S. One-two-three sex? As in, formulaic? Or is this some jargon term with which I am not familiar.
P.P.S. Is this a bad time to mention rum and broken glass?
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The standardized "One finger, two finger, three finger, penis!" version of anal sex prep. Yes, formulaic. But also specific.
P.P.S. Is this a bad time to mention rum and broken glass?
Hmm?
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I see. I would say "But what other options do they have?" but I'm not sure that I want to know ;)
P.P.S. Is this a bad time to mention rum and broken glass?
Hmm?
Just pointing out that your devotion to the slash camp can be less than toasterworthy at times, and that at least one of those times makes wet bathmats look mild :)
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Also, I think I was precocious in the field of hetslash.
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Well not in the same story, no, just in another of the stories for which the slash committee is going to take away your toaster.
Also, I think I was precocious in the field of hetslash.
My source gives to seperate definitions for this; I'm assuming you mean highly non-canon?
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*blink* No?
Who's your source? What do they say?
And, oh. Rum. Heh.
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And, oh. Rum. Heh.
I am much bigger than a finger *g*
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Of course, there are some people who say all of the above is just "good het."
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