jmtorres: David Bowie licks Mick Ronson's guitar. Put your ray gun to my head (bowie)
jmtorres ([personal profile] jmtorres) wrote2005-06-30 10:16 pm
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daily writing (Labyrinth/Zoolander)

[livejournal.com profile] cadetdru requested a Labyrinth/Zoolander crossover as proof of my love for her.

245 words. Also on AO3.

Hansel walked up to David Bowie, who was still holding his underwear. "Hey, man," he said, "I want to thank you for judging the walk-off. It was an honor to have you here." He smiled and added, "And I'm not just saying that because I won."

David Bowie smiled back at him, a little toothily. "I do so enjoy these events," he said. "And as the victor, I suppose you deserve some sort of prize..." He reached into his jacket and produced a round crystal, a little smaller than a baseball. "I hope you find this appropriate?"

"Nice," Hansel said, accepting it and rolling the weight around his palm. "It's better than a slashie!" It was from David Bowie.

"I am afraid I must now take my leave of you," said David Bowie. "My queen awaits me."

"Oh, your wife, Iman?" Hansel asked. "She used to be in the biz, didn't she? She's gorgeous. I'd run home to her, too."

David Bowie stiffened. "My wife's name is Sarah," he said coldly, and swept off.

"Sarah?" Hansel asked no one in particular, baffled.

Derek finally got his pants on straight and hobbled over, too late to thank their judge. "David Bowie has a wife?" he asked. "But I thought he was gay."

Hansel frowned down at the crystal in his palm. "This is gonna sound kind of strange, but I don't think that was David Bowie, man."

"Stupid Hansel," said Derek. "Who else would it be?"
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[identity profile] cadetdru.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
...oh. Wow. Wow. *smooch*

Wow.

[identity profile] sorion.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, this was great! *laughs*
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[identity profile] dustandroses.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Bwah hah hah hah...

I love it. That was great. And it deserves the Sexy Bowie Icon. Too bad I don't have any Jareth icons... Oh well...

[identity profile] kelly-yoyo.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha!!! That's very fun.
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[personal profile] coneyislandbaby 2005-07-02 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles a lot* The last few lines were hilarious!

[identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com 2005-07-03 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
The entire thing is a complete gem of a crossover, Juliette. But...

David Bowie smiled back at him, a little toothily.

...that was my favourite line. David Bowie seems to be all teeth these days, and it was such a perfect description.
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