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jmtorres ([personal profile] jmtorres) wrote2010-12-01 11:34 pm

in which niq and I mock each other lots and lots and threaten to kill one another out of love

So niq has this ongoing plotbunny about Ezar's empress, Yuri's sister, named Griselda for our convenience, and the horribleness of her life and times under Yuri's rule, and how she gave Ezar-Piotr-Xav et al the palace during the civil war.

Having explored her characterization thus far, we then posited what would have happened if she had not died in childbirth with Serg but had lived to see him go mad. Answer: she would have killed him, as soon as Gregor was born healthy, her own damn self because if it was her they could call it Yuri Redux and not start a civil war.

And then the war party would have had the legs cut out from under it not having Serg as a figurehead nor Ezar using it to kill them all, and so when Aral (who would still have been on punishment duty at Sergyar since the Komarran conquest fail predates Griselda killing Serg) deals with the mutiny he then decides to fucking open diplomatic relations, damn the war party, full speed ahead, and sends Captain Naismith to the Escobarans with messages of peace and offers of trade.

The Betan Astronomical Survey? Totally trains for this eventuality. There is a non-trivial chance of a blind wormhole jump landing you in previously charted territories. Diplomacy IS part of Cordelia's training and mission. And when the Escobarans hear the Butcher of Komarr is on the other side and Cordelia keeps going "but he's really a decent fellow!" she gets stuck with that diplomatic duty longterm because nooooo one else wants to deal with him.

And Ges (introduced as "my creepy ex" instead of "And now, a rapist!") will totally turn "diplomatic relations" into obscene slang. And Cordelia's anthropological study of Rules of Barrayaran society include a whole subset of "and this is how it works with Ges," because he is totally different from everyone else. And Cordelia's considered opinion of him is that he badly needs some therapy. And Aral is like "Do you think if we shipped him off to Beta, they'd take him?"

I WANT HER TO WRITE THIS FOR ME. MY CURRENT THREAT IS THAT I WILL FINISH WRITING VORKOSIGAN 60 AND HOLD IT HOSTAGE UNTIL SHE WRITES THIS FOR ME. She has laughed and laughed at the idea that I could write a novel-length story and not immediately started soliciting feedback from everyone I know. In fact she's suggested that she will make me wait on this story just to see how long I COULD wait. WHEN SHE COULD JUST WRITE ME A STORY BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND SHE'S SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME. When I explode of impatience I will murder her in her sleep.
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[personal profile] niqaeli 2010-12-02 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Elena doesn't exist in this 'verse and I don't know how it affects how the Regency falls out so, you know, who Miles is and how he grew up could change dramatically aside from Elena not being part of his childhood. Hell, maybe Padma lives. I don't know! JFC, it seriously changes everything.

And Gregor is not AT ALL any happier about his family history given his great-uncle AND HIS GRANDMOTHER both went nuts. (And it's *really not better* to find out that Grandma shouldered the blame for Serg's madness, actually.) I don't know if he swore to himself to marry a Galactic in canon, but I'm betting he does in this universe. Because HOW ABOUT NO MORE CRAZY KTHX.
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[personal profile] heavenscalyx 2010-12-02 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Note to self: read more carefully when one is trotting through one's reading list. Otherwise, Vorkosigan names will collide hilariously with Kyo Kara Maoh, and you will be v. confused.
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[personal profile] azurelunatic 2010-12-04 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
... *snerk*
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[personal profile] j00j 2010-12-03 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I would totally read this. I'm just saying.
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[personal profile] azurelunatic 2010-12-04 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad I'm not the only person who's having fic withheld from them.