Fanfiction: The Epistles of @mishacollins
The Epistles of @mishacollins by ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
jmtorres. Also on AO3.
This story is RPF/Supernatural as told via Misha Collins's twitter. It contains 37 tweets, 3,442 characters, bizarre pairings, dead animals, tentacles, pegging, twitter users both real and imagined used herein in an entirely fictional fashion, and the angelphone.
Wow you guys sacrificed 117 goats to me, so I can bring back an extra one and one third people. Who do you want? Vote now.
1:16AM June 9th via Ubertwitter
I don't require burnt offerings. What a waste. Have a BBQ! I recommend curry goat, it's delicious. Or goat reverse cowgirl. #mishaluvsgoats
9:22PM June 8th via Ubertwitter
#goatsformisha apparently getting censored. Damn you Mr. Twitter! Try #mishaluvsgoats. Because I do.
10:17AM June 8th via Ubertwitter
Midnight Detroit time. Between Tuesday and Wednesday. WTH time zone is Detroit in? We've been driving 14 hours.
7:43AM June 7th via Ubertwitter
Only 50 goats needed, there's like 60,000 of you, so no problem! Network via #goatsformisha to set up community sacrifices.
8:19PM June 6th via Ubertwitter
The devil says he will send me back if I can prove I am worshipped in my home universe by sacrifice of goats. Midnight Tuesday okay?
8:17PM June 6th via Ubertwitter
Kitten was alive until we fed it to @tallwinchester. That guy's a fiend for kitten blood.
4:32PM June 5th via Ubertwitter
Off to kill God with an ice pick, a ball of twine, and a kitten. Back later.
1:57AM June 5th via Ubertwitter
I knew I should have paid better attention to that reality snuff thing. WTF is a windiego and how do I stop it from EATING ME?
8:13PM June 2nd via Ubertwitter
Damn it when did @tallwinchester start reading my twits? He's so pissed off he kicked me out of shotgun. Doesn't he know he's my minion now?
4:48PM May 30th via Ubertwitter
Duh, of course angels have tentacles. Cass needs the coat to hide them all so he can go buy burgers without the cashiers noticing.
4:42PM May 30th via Ubertwitter
Gabriel slid his suckered tentacles up Sam's ass. Sam moaned as Gabriel deposited his eggs. He couldn't believe he was getting off on this.
4:26PM May 30th via Ubertwitter
Hey, I read a fic where this worked for Sam. Anyone know how to kill a hobgoblin? I'll write slash mpreg tentacle porn, pairing your choice.
5:06AM May 28th via Ubertwitter
@nurubyfan no, she was pegging Dean. Dunno why Sam has a bug up his butt about it. You'd think if anyone would be sore...
3:19AM May 25th via Ubertwitter in reply to nurubyfan
How do you say "donkey anus" in Enochian? Would google it but Sam banned me from the laptop. He hasn't forgiven me for the Ruby pegging fic.
3:02AM May 25th via Ubertwitter
@jumblejim I'll have to find the link again when I get home, all the RPF here is Dean/Sam. But they love you too. No accounting for taste.
11:26PM May 24th via web in reply to jumblejim
Oh I am totally on the top. Except when I'm on the bottom.
11:17PM May 24th via web
Yes we ARE hawt. Even her. What's with all the haters?
11:12PM May 24th via web
@angelloverbaby no, Dean/Cass fic, not RPS. Unless the idea of me reading RPS bothers you, in which case, Misha/Jensen/Genevieve/@jumblejim.
11:08PM May 24th via web in reply to angelloverbaby
In Cass's pockets: 22 burger wrappers, dead minutes card, bottle of aspirin, 4 condoms (ribbed), ball of twine, 2 spoons (1 used), 1 kitten.
11:06PM May 24th via web
Cass's trenchcoat is magical in its own right but has never been worn by the pope.
10:52PM May 24th via web
Now I understand why everyone flips when they get Kripked. You'd think fanfic come to life would be exciting, not uncomfortable and wet.
10:43PM May 24th via web
Dean also freaked out by my facial hair. While it is not a full Spock beard, I am concerned he suspects my plans for world domination.
5:20PM May 24th via Ubertwitter
Seriously people just get out your DVDs and watch the last scene of 401.
3:24PM May 22nd via Ubertwitter
No, I will not hand out the angelphone number so you can listen to me say Castiel Angel of the Lord. Who do you think I am, @levarburton?
3:17PM May 22nd via Ubertwitter
Dean is officially pursuit. Yes, exactly like that. Get your minds in the gutter, people.
2:05PM May 22nd via Ubertwitter
Fixed Cass's voicemail so it actually has his name. Used my own voice to throw off pursuit.
12:37PM May 22nd via Ubertwitter
I can, of course, dodge bullets. Salt's a little harder to duck. Stings like a mf too.
6:22PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
Dean has like fourteen guns on his person alone. Of course he can shoot at me.
5:38PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
It's like canon vs cannon. It's a phenomennon if it can shoot at you.
5:19PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
There was a comet crossing Jupiter or some other cosmological phenomennon and I ended up in the impala explaining why my name is not Jimmy.
5:03PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
It is not a prop. Dean bought it for him at a gas station but Cass upgraded it.
4:27PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
@samlicker Of course it's fully functional. Are you implying the angelphone needs viagra?
4:08PM May 21st via Ubertwitter in reply to samlicker
Yes, i am twitting from Cass's phone. Yes, the angelphone IS awesome.
4:02PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
PS did Cass go to con for me? Did anyone think to tell him they were keeping God in their back pocket? or bra? pics of the groping, please!
3:49PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
Sorry I was away, lots of "out of service" errors-i don't have interdimensional on iphone. But the angelphone works! Take that, Steve Jobs!
3:45PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
Con sent scary cosplayer to pick me up at O'Hare. http://tinyurl.com/2dc8mcv Plastic surgery to get Ackles lips I understand, but frackles?
2:10PM May 13th via Echofon
jmtorres. Also on AO3.This story is RPF/Supernatural as told via Misha Collins's twitter. It contains 37 tweets, 3,442 characters, bizarre pairings, dead animals, tentacles, pegging, twitter users both real and imagined used herein in an entirely fictional fashion, and the angelphone.
Wow you guys sacrificed 117 goats to me, so I can bring back an extra one and one third people. Who do you want? Vote now.
1:16AM June 9th via Ubertwitter
I don't require burnt offerings. What a waste. Have a BBQ! I recommend curry goat, it's delicious. Or goat reverse cowgirl. #mishaluvsgoats
9:22PM June 8th via Ubertwitter
#goatsformisha apparently getting censored. Damn you Mr. Twitter! Try #mishaluvsgoats. Because I do.
10:17AM June 8th via Ubertwitter
Midnight Detroit time. Between Tuesday and Wednesday. WTH time zone is Detroit in? We've been driving 14 hours.
7:43AM June 7th via Ubertwitter
Only 50 goats needed, there's like 60,000 of you, so no problem! Network via #goatsformisha to set up community sacrifices.
8:19PM June 6th via Ubertwitter
The devil says he will send me back if I can prove I am worshipped in my home universe by sacrifice of goats. Midnight Tuesday okay?
8:17PM June 6th via Ubertwitter
Kitten was alive until we fed it to @tallwinchester. That guy's a fiend for kitten blood.
4:32PM June 5th via Ubertwitter
Off to kill God with an ice pick, a ball of twine, and a kitten. Back later.
1:57AM June 5th via Ubertwitter
I knew I should have paid better attention to that reality snuff thing. WTF is a windiego and how do I stop it from EATING ME?
8:13PM June 2nd via Ubertwitter
Damn it when did @tallwinchester start reading my twits? He's so pissed off he kicked me out of shotgun. Doesn't he know he's my minion now?
4:48PM May 30th via Ubertwitter
Duh, of course angels have tentacles. Cass needs the coat to hide them all so he can go buy burgers without the cashiers noticing.
4:42PM May 30th via Ubertwitter
Gabriel slid his suckered tentacles up Sam's ass. Sam moaned as Gabriel deposited his eggs. He couldn't believe he was getting off on this.
4:26PM May 30th via Ubertwitter
Hey, I read a fic where this worked for Sam. Anyone know how to kill a hobgoblin? I'll write slash mpreg tentacle porn, pairing your choice.
5:06AM May 28th via Ubertwitter
@nurubyfan no, she was pegging Dean. Dunno why Sam has a bug up his butt about it. You'd think if anyone would be sore...
3:19AM May 25th via Ubertwitter in reply to nurubyfan
How do you say "donkey anus" in Enochian? Would google it but Sam banned me from the laptop. He hasn't forgiven me for the Ruby pegging fic.
3:02AM May 25th via Ubertwitter
@jumblejim I'll have to find the link again when I get home, all the RPF here is Dean/Sam. But they love you too. No accounting for taste.
11:26PM May 24th via web in reply to jumblejim
Oh I am totally on the top. Except when I'm on the bottom.
11:17PM May 24th via web
Yes we ARE hawt. Even her. What's with all the haters?
11:12PM May 24th via web
@angelloverbaby no, Dean/Cass fic, not RPS. Unless the idea of me reading RPS bothers you, in which case, Misha/Jensen/Genevieve/@jumblejim.
11:08PM May 24th via web in reply to angelloverbaby
In Cass's pockets: 22 burger wrappers, dead minutes card, bottle of aspirin, 4 condoms (ribbed), ball of twine, 2 spoons (1 used), 1 kitten.
11:06PM May 24th via web
Cass's trenchcoat is magical in its own right but has never been worn by the pope.
10:52PM May 24th via web
Now I understand why everyone flips when they get Kripked. You'd think fanfic come to life would be exciting, not uncomfortable and wet.
10:43PM May 24th via web
Dean also freaked out by my facial hair. While it is not a full Spock beard, I am concerned he suspects my plans for world domination.
5:20PM May 24th via Ubertwitter
Seriously people just get out your DVDs and watch the last scene of 401.
3:24PM May 22nd via Ubertwitter
No, I will not hand out the angelphone number so you can listen to me say Castiel Angel of the Lord. Who do you think I am, @levarburton?
3:17PM May 22nd via Ubertwitter
Dean is officially pursuit. Yes, exactly like that. Get your minds in the gutter, people.
2:05PM May 22nd via Ubertwitter
Fixed Cass's voicemail so it actually has his name. Used my own voice to throw off pursuit.
12:37PM May 22nd via Ubertwitter
I can, of course, dodge bullets. Salt's a little harder to duck. Stings like a mf too.
6:22PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
Dean has like fourteen guns on his person alone. Of course he can shoot at me.
5:38PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
It's like canon vs cannon. It's a phenomennon if it can shoot at you.
5:19PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
There was a comet crossing Jupiter or some other cosmological phenomennon and I ended up in the impala explaining why my name is not Jimmy.
5:03PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
It is not a prop. Dean bought it for him at a gas station but Cass upgraded it.
4:27PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
@samlicker Of course it's fully functional. Are you implying the angelphone needs viagra?
4:08PM May 21st via Ubertwitter in reply to samlicker
Yes, i am twitting from Cass's phone. Yes, the angelphone IS awesome.
4:02PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
PS did Cass go to con for me? Did anyone think to tell him they were keeping God in their back pocket? or bra? pics of the groping, please!
3:49PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
Sorry I was away, lots of "out of service" errors-i don't have interdimensional on iphone. But the angelphone works! Take that, Steve Jobs!
3:45PM May 21st via Ubertwitter
Con sent scary cosplayer to pick me up at O'Hare. http://tinyurl.com/2dc8mcv Plastic surgery to get Ackles lips I understand, but frackles?
2:10PM May 13th via Echofon
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(*I know you say multi, I guess for the sticklers, but it comes off as gen - well, gen from the POV of someone with a dirty mind - to me.)
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This is awesome.
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