Warnings

[jmtorres]

I am not anti-warning, I am merely bad at writing them.

Warnings I have issued in the past:

--Character undeath.
--Have I mentioned how I'm a bad person? (re: context of pairing.)
--My brain has wandered down twisty, ugly bits of stuff.
--Wow, so this is creeptastic fic here.
--Er. It's the apocalypse.
--I was challenged to write cuddlefic. Warnings for death.
--This fic is rated ELECTRICAL BANANA (quite rightly).
--Roy/*cough* fuckupedness. Post episode 25 (which is a warning within the fandom).

I cannot honestly promise I will be better or more specific in the future. I can say that in general, I do mark disturbing content when it disturbs me. Unfortunately I am ill-equipped to guess what else I should mark.

So you should probably assume I'm rather lax about warnings and comment to ask for specifics if I vague it up.

Comments

[damned_colonial]

THANK YOU. I had misplaced that Hornblower zombie fic, and now I've found it again! *bookmarks*

I've got Warnings for historical geekery on my second-to-most-recent fic I posted. And then there's my all-time worst:

Fandoms: Hornblower, Master and Commander, POTC, Sharpe
Pairings: One for all and all for one!
Rating: A very thorough NC-17
Disclaimers: see below
Warnings: PWP. Sixteen thousand words of PWP. Contains no spoilers (beyond basic character definition) for Hornblower, M&C, Sharpe or POTC.

The disclaimers are linked at the bottom of the post, and read:

All characters are the property of their original authors, who, in case it is not obvious, are not us. Deviations from canon may be due to conflicts between bookverse and movieverse of various series. No actual military officers were harmed in the production of this work. No representation is made regarding the quality or fitness for purpose of this product. No responsibility is taken for mental trauma or wrist injury which may arise; use at own risk. This fan fiction is not recommended for infants, persons with respiratory ailments, or members of the Westboro Baptist Church. If pain persists, see your doctor (but not ours; he's busy). May contain nuts. Contents may settle in transit. 2g of carbs per serving. Piracy is naughty. Clean weapon prior to next use. For external use only: not to be taken orally. Some parts may be Sharpe. Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. Contains no user-servicable parts. May induce swelling. Limit: three per customer per visit. Trained stunt driver - closed course. Some shrinkage is normal after prolonged use. In case of squeaking, apply lubricant generously. You must be at least this tall to go on this ride. May contravene the Articles of War. Parental supervision strongly discouraged. Hand wash hot. Lay flat to dry; do not hang. May stain delicates. Wear eye protection at all times. No concealed weapons. Choking hazard. Void where prohibited by law.

[jmtorres]

THANK YOU. I had misplaced that Hornblower zombie fic, and now I've found it again! *bookmarks*

Which really only serves to reinforce my opinion that warnings are actually advertisements. (I mean, seriously. Sex and violence! Don't throw me in that briar patch, mister, I do not want to read about sex and violence!)

[tazlet]

Please, stay just as sweet as you are.