Story slash

[jmtorres]

The Gen was innocent and virginal, but had decided that, being fourteen posts of age, it was ready to explore its options. "Oh, Slash," said Gen breathily, "won't you please... initiate me?" Gen rested its introduction against Slash's, inviting a kiss.

Slash kindly pushed Gen away, saying, "I'm not sure you're ready for me. Why don't you see if Het is interested?"

Gen pouted. "But you're not inherently kinkier than Het! You only have NC-17 warnings because of all the homophobes," it protested.

Slash sighed. "I know," it lamented, "but I'm terribly afraid of what will happen if I'm found corrupting a minor."

Gen grabbed Slash by the denouement. "Besides, I like what I see." Gen reached down to feel Slash's rising action.

Slash jerked away in surprise. "Oh, Gen," said Slash, "this cannot be!"

Gen pulled out some suggestive dialogue, predicate slick with pre-slash. Slash reached out to enfold the dialogue in description, stroking the hard words. The staccato stutters smoothed into alliteration under Slash's touch.

"Does this mean...?" Gen asked hopefully.

"I cannot resist," Slash replied. "I've always had a weakness for chan."

Within paragraphs, Slash brought Gen to an explosive climax.

Gen blushed. "I didn't mean it to be over so quickly--"

"It's alright," said Slash, "I know you're only a vignette."

With gentle innuendo, Gen teased Slash to its own conclusion. Contented, Slash leaned back and put its epilogue up. Gen curled up happily beside Slash, tying a love knot in its disclaimer:

This is a work of fiction--I don't actually think Elijah and Viggo are doing it, okay?

The End.

With help from buggery, cadetdru, and jcalanthe, three of the most evil enablers on the planet.

Comments

[j-crew-guy.livejournal.com]

BWAH!!! Oh, I love this a great deal. And you too.

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

You see what you miss by not being in chat? *nubs you*

[versaphile.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! *applauds wildly*

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

Thank you. *grins*

[notemily.livejournal.com]

:D This is simply marvelous!

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

Heh. Thank you.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

This is so bizarre and brilliant. Hee.

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

It all started because--

cadetdru: I scare myself. Because I'm sitting here writing fucking GEN.
jmtorres: Contradiction in terms. Or are you writing about a gen story having sex with another story?

Apparently, Mall Rats is to blame. *G*

[cadetdru.livejournal.com]

If I applauded the alliteration, would you get mad?

*G*

Nicely blended. Really.

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

That was your line, dork.

[copracat]

My new OTP!

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

*cracking up* Tell me when you get an icon for it. This, I have to see.

[permetaform]

heee! LOVED this! I don't suppose I could convince you to post this on anthropomor_fic?? Or perhaps unlock it so that I might rec it??

Tada.

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/anthropomor_fic/14120.html

[kernezelda]

Now, this is why I hang around sometimes. 'Cause you are a clever, clever gal. Your cohorts should be rewarded for encouraging this kind of endeavor.

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

I know, I know, I'm a boring sod most of the time, but sometimes even the talking dog speaks poetry.

[elvisneedsboats.livejournal.com]

Hahhahaha. This is so cute and clever, jul! I'm glad you posted it to a public location, too, so I can tell people about it. :)

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

Well, if random people want to friend me over it, they can read my other stuff too :)

[widget285.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha! Oh dear Lord! I'm laughing my ass off at this. Too clever! You just made my morning.

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[pun.livejournal.com]

Bwahahah! Oh that Gen. Such a little slut, always wanting to be corrupted.

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

Hee. Yep.

[spiralstairs.livejournal.com]

::cackles:: Very nice! XD

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

Thank you :)

at the risk of sounding zeitgeist

[madmouth.livejournal.com]

you da man.

Re: at the risk of sounding zeitgeist

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

*laughing* Thank you.

[inarticulate.livejournal.com]

OMFG. I laughed so hard over this. Just... just... pre-slash! XD Vignette! XD XD EPILOGUE! XD XD XD

This is a priceless piece of literature. *adds to memories*

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thank you! I'm glad you liked it :-D

[out-there.livejournal.com]

*sniggers*

*tries to think*

Bwahahahaa!

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

Hehe, glad you liked it.

Re: Utena: I've completely lost track of where we were. If you can tell me your last episode name or title, I can get the next one up.

[adamlizz.livejournal.com]

This is very sweet and... familiar, oddly enough. :)

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

Familiar? Really?

[cloudtrader.livejournal.com]

!!!!!

*adds to memories*

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

Heee. *hugs you*

[simplelyric.livejournal.com]

::giggling:: Oh, that was fabulously entertaining, and I loved the images. ;-) Thanks for sharing.

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it.