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jmtorres ([personal profile] jmtorres) wrote2004-01-10 01:59 am
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Story slash

The Gen was innocent and virginal, but had decided that, being fourteen posts of age, it was ready to explore its options. "Oh, Slash," said Gen breathily, "won't you please... initiate me?" Gen rested its introduction against Slash's, inviting a kiss.

Slash kindly pushed Gen away, saying, "I'm not sure you're ready for me. Why don't you see if Het is interested?"

Gen pouted. "But you're not inherently kinkier than Het! You only have NC-17 warnings because of all the homophobes," it protested.

Slash sighed. "I know," it lamented, "but I'm terribly afraid of what will happen if I'm found corrupting a minor."

Gen grabbed Slash by the denouement. "Besides, I like what I see." Gen reached down to feel Slash's rising action.

Slash jerked away in surprise. "Oh, Gen," said Slash, "this cannot be!"

Gen pulled out some suggestive dialogue, predicate slick with pre-slash. Slash reached out to enfold the dialogue in description, stroking the hard words. The staccato stutters smoothed into alliteration under Slash's touch.

"Does this mean...?" Gen asked hopefully.

"I cannot resist," Slash replied. "I've always had a weakness for chan."

Within paragraphs, Slash brought Gen to an explosive climax.

Gen blushed. "I didn't mean it to be over so quickly--"

"It's alright," said Slash, "I know you're only a vignette."

With gentle innuendo, Gen teased Slash to its own conclusion. Contented, Slash leaned back and put its epilogue up. Gen curled up happily beside Slash, tying a love knot in its disclaimer:

This is a work of fiction--I don't actually think Elijah and Viggo are doing it, okay?

The End.

With help from [livejournal.com profile] buggery, [livejournal.com profile] cadetdru, and [livejournal.com profile] jcalanthe, three of the most evil enablers on the planet.

[identity profile] j-crew-guy.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
BWAH!!! Oh, I love this a great deal. And you too.

[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
You see what you miss by not being in chat? *nubs you*

[identity profile] ide-cyan.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
But where is it you chat nowadays?

[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Um... we're all on AIM. Chat name tonight is worldendsasdruendsfic (we're apparently expecting skiing in Hell for the event).

[identity profile] ide-cyan.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
And of course I don't have AIM. *pout*
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[identity profile] versaphile.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
ROTFL! *applauds wildly*

[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Aww. I'm sorry.

[identity profile] notemily.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
:D This is simply marvelous!

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
This is so bizarre and brilliant. Hee.

[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. *grins*

[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Thank you.

[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
It all started because--

[livejournal.com profile] cadetdru: I scare myself. Because I'm sitting here writing fucking GEN.
[livejournal.com profile] jmtorres: Contradiction in terms. Or are you writing about a gen story having sex with another story?

Apparently, Mall Rats is to blame. *G*
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[identity profile] cadetdru.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
We can move to squidge. and do, on a fairly random basis.
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[identity profile] cadetdru.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I was cursing like a sailor and/or Kevin Smith character, and thinking of bizarre slash while writing Gen.

Ta-dah.
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[personal profile] jcalanthe 2004-01-10 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Surely this can be remedied? Twould be lovely to see more of you.
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[identity profile] cadetdru.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
If I applauded the alliteration, would you get mad?

*G*

Nicely blended. Really.
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[personal profile] copracat 2004-01-10 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
My new OTP!

[identity profile] ide-cyan.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
A heads-up and a convenient meeting place would be fun, once in a while. Squidge, for instance, as Dru said you still go there.
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[identity profile] cadetdru.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
#storyslash

[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
...and the Mountain comes to Mohammed.

[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
That was your line, dork.

[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
*cracking up* Tell me when you get an icon for it. This, I have to see.
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[identity profile] cadetdru.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
That was my point.

[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Really big dork. *G*
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[personal profile] copracat 2004-01-10 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
rofl! I edited "this deserves an icon" from my comment because I thought it was too silly. But now you mention it...

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