as usual, posting fic with tongue firmly in cheek

[jmtorres]

I posted a Good Omens fic! It is silly.

The Thousand Natural Shocks That Flesh Is Heir To by jmtorres
Fandom: Good Omens
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: Mature
Additional tags: just a coupla queer masc nb angels, kinky-ass humaning, the lube/not lube game
Word Count: 1379

Summary: It's an experiment they talked about; teased each other with, once they realized they were both a bit turned on by the thought of the restriction. To be human, limited and mortal, and to experience sex that way, fully embodied.

Explanation: ariaste posted an essay on lube in Good Omens fic that made me ponder under what circumstances Aziraphale and Crowley might actually need to think about lube. The answer I came up with was "kinky-ass humaning."

Comments

[batrachian]

Oh that's some deliciously lovely meta commentary.

(The essay link is also highly appreciated.)

[jmtorres]

thank you!

[jesse_the_k]

Very funny. I’m pleased you gave Crowley the kindness to pass on the garlic/pepper infusion.

[jmtorres]

as i continue to write them i continue to be aware that crowley is goddamn dumbass with very limited self-preservation instincts, and i find myself shielding him from the worst of his dumbassery again and again.