Show me your teeth

[jmtorres]

So I have pain, I have dental issues : the thing causing me pain all along my jaw is not a wisdom tooth (yay) it is an abcess in a molar (boo) that will need a root canal (hiss) that I cannot haz until Friday (fml) and I've had a root canal before, so you guys can't lie to me reassure me that wisdoom teeth aren't so baaad. Root canals suck and the pain won't be over and I don't even want to talk about it.

Oh oh and I just popped the abcess while applying entirely inadequate over-the-counter topical painkiller and my mouth tastes so gross I can't even. And the dentist hasn't called me back to tell me whether to freak out about that.

So I want to read fic for comfort and I have this problem of right now I can't read blowjobs. The thought of puttiong things in mouths makes me cringe so hard. I am okay with kissing and choosing not to examine this too closely. But blowjobs: who warns for blowjobs? No one, that's who. I certainly can't recall which of the many stories I've enjoyed did or did not include oral in their various sexcapades--I wasn't taking notes. (I have yet to test whether cunnilingus makes me cry. I think I would prefer not to test that one, since lesbian, can we not traumatize me for things that may ever be relevant to my real life.)

Fandom, please rec me fic in which there is NO oral sex. I really want long fic to wallow in, like 20,000 words at least, and fandoms--oh lord. I've been working on reading all of the Steve/Tony and am not averse to rereading things I am assured are BJ-free, and I seem to be down with random other pairings of Avengers and/or movieverse stuff. I read that really good Clint/Darcy one yesterday (carefully and with great relief when a dirty bathroom floor caused Darcy to nix blowjobs). I am willing to read other fandoms, even fandoms I do not know; heck, I've been lured into fandoms that way (see: epic Dresden Files recs), just saying, that's what fandom I'm currently in, and I know there are some Steve/Tony big bangs recently posted. I just need to know: which ones are blowjobless and safe for me???

Comments

[synecdochic]

don't freak, just rinse with warm salt wter (1Tbsp salt in 8oz water) for at least 5min evry hour or so. not a problem!

[laurajv]

this. Abscess gunk tastes all kind of nasty but actually the popped abscess will probably hurt less.

[jmtorres]

Hi I have been bad an answering comments for like a week (I suspect you know something about that) but thank you! This helped a lot! And felt shockingly nice!

[synecdochic]

yay i am glad! <3

[alexseanchai]

If you're in the mood for Supernatural gen, K Hanna Korossy on fanfiction.net. I don't think there's anything 20K, but there's a few 10K, and every one of the three hundred some-odd stories (bar a round robin here and a sequel to somebody else's fic there) is in the same universe, so really it's one biiiiiiiiiig fic. :-D

If you want sexy fic, sorry. I haven't got time to reread everything not mentally tagged 'blowjob' in order to find you-safe fic.

[jmtorres]

Ooooh yes. Gen could be a solution to my dilemma. Brain: not fully functional?

[pineapplechild]

So, I'm rereading one of these, which is why it sprang to mind, and I don't know if you're fannish about any of this author's fandoms, but Vathara on FF.net is an author who I really enjoy for the sheer worldbuilding of just about everything Vathara writes, but particularly the crossovers. Vathara does a lot of crossovers, and while some of the fic have romance, there's very little to none that I can think of explicit porn anywhere. (Thus, no bj.)