All links deliberately withheld

[jmtorres]

Okay this is kind of horrifying. Apparently a bigger time suck for me than tvtropes--which, who even knew that was possible--

is The Customer is Not Always Right.

Sleep? What is that?

(I blame my frustrating retail surprise-career.)

Comments

[jackandahat]

So only a really evil person would tell you about their techie cousin, Clients From Hell? I mean, surely no-one on your flist would do that.

[jmtorres]

It would probably not resonate quite as deeply within my soul.

[jackandahat]

Ahhh. So that person would only go to the little hell, not the big one.

[jmtorres]

Right, not the one for people who talk in the theatre.

[jackandahat]

That's good!

I've already been told I'm not human because I can look at one (1) TV Tropes page, and then leave.

[jmtorres]

I've figured out how to be targeted, because unfortunately I have legitimate research purposes to be on tvtropes. I can usually keep it down to about a dozen extraneous pages.

[jackandahat]

*has super powers*

[jmtorres]

*suspicious* Is it because you have nuclear DNA?

[jackandahat]

Extra-long nuclear DNA *nods*

[azurelunatic]

I think I'm around three or so, having had a horrific binge or two.

[jackandahat]

Ahhh, you overdid and now you're almost-immune? I have read quite a few, but generally one at a time. (I'm a fan of the nightmare fuel type stuff, they're interesting.)

[ladyvyola]

I know what you mean! Thank heavens I've already lost however many hours days weeks to that site and now I only need to check it once a week or so to catch up.

[jmtorres]

Augh, I foolishly have attempted to never go anywhere near the place. So I manged to get to page like, 98 without hitting stuff I'd read before. *cries*

[ladyvyola]

Courage, sister!

[xenacryst]

Ahahahaha. Yes. It's a gem.

[jmtorres]

I am appalled at how much of my life I spent wanting to quote Clerks.

[azurelunatic]

Heh, heh, heh. That's one of the things that I keep assuming everyone's already read.