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delicious
Most of the fanfiction I tag on delicious is... well, it would be wrong to say outright that it's all recs, some of it just falls under the category of "things I don't hate," because sometimes I want to find that completely mediocre story I read that one time again. But I don't usually tag badfic, and I did tonight, and I was sort of... enthusiastically blunt, and I got to thinking, how would I feel if I went vanity-deliciousing and found something like that?
So now I've gone vanity-deliciousing in search of the most hilarious comments, which is not how I usually do it, but it's fun!
vanity deliciousing feeds my vanity:
scream. I made the mistake of reading this at work and then the phone rang mid-struggle-for-tactile-contact and I almost couldn't answer it without snickering.
Normally I avoid Petshop of Horror fanfics out of an overwhelming concern for how very closely D comes to being a girl, really.
rodney m.t.d.i. cute although the major hot-ass thing gets old fast (I wonder what mtdi means?)
End of the world banter. I didn't know you could do that. (I'm just that talented. *smirk*)
//Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch ouch.
This ... is probably the most believable treatment of an unbelievable concept that we're gonna get. (Hahahah damn skippy it is. *laugh*)
crackfic, but not moreso than the show, really. (this could be said of so many things I've written, I think...)
/ Oh, my god, my *brain*. This hurts in every single way that it should (it's possible I take too much joy in the way people react when I write fucked up shit)
This may warp your childhood slightly. (in the same vein... *laughs* Azz, I still love you for this.)
Maybe this will actually convince me to read other McCoy/Kirk? I don't know why I have such a gut level "ick" reaction to it. (*coughlaugh* I am a gateway drug?)
Wow so that was pseudomasturbatory.
I also appear to have opened up a handful of plotbunnies that never got written but which I detailed thoroughly enough that people tagged them. Including how the entire crime world keeps saving Iron Klaus's ass because he's a friend of Eroica's, how Rodney McKay married Tony Stark for KNOWLEDGE, and how Kirk accidentally caused Spock's candidacy for Federation president. Because I need to unearth more bunnies to live constantly in my head.
So now I've gone vanity-deliciousing in search of the most hilarious comments, which is not how I usually do it, but it's fun!
vanity deliciousing feeds my vanity:
scream. I made the mistake of reading this at work and then the phone rang mid-struggle-for-tactile-contact and I almost couldn't answer it without snickering.
Normally I avoid Petshop of Horror fanfics out of an overwhelming concern for how very closely D comes to being a girl, really.
rodney m.t.d.i. cute although the major hot-ass thing gets old fast (I wonder what mtdi means?)
End of the world banter. I didn't know you could do that. (I'm just that talented. *smirk*)
//Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch ouch.
This ... is probably the most believable treatment of an unbelievable concept that we're gonna get. (Hahahah damn skippy it is. *laugh*)
crackfic, but not moreso than the show, really. (this could be said of so many things I've written, I think...)
/ Oh, my god, my *brain*. This hurts in every single way that it should (it's possible I take too much joy in the way people react when I write fucked up shit)
This may warp your childhood slightly. (in the same vein... *laughs* Azz, I still love you for this.)
Maybe this will actually convince me to read other McCoy/Kirk? I don't know why I have such a gut level "ick" reaction to it. (*coughlaugh* I am a gateway drug?)
Wow so that was pseudomasturbatory.
I also appear to have opened up a handful of plotbunnies that never got written but which I detailed thoroughly enough that people tagged them. Including how the entire crime world keeps saving Iron Klaus's ass because he's a friend of Eroica's, how Rodney McKay married Tony Stark for KNOWLEDGE, and how Kirk accidentally caused Spock's candidacy for Federation president. Because I need to unearth more bunnies to live constantly in my head.