Okay, that's it, the next person who uses the phrase "*pokes you with a pointy stick*" (or variations) gets banned from commenting in my journal. My vampish little heart can't take it.
Considering that not only do I work for the government, I work the the Department of Defense, on a military base, for an office that makes weapons of mass destruction... well, I think that I could probably do a lot of damage. :-D
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Colour me disappointed.
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Anyway. Me throwing hissy fit over it does in fact equal me exploding into dust.
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But um, heeee. (And as a fan of wrestling, that amuses me more than it normally should.)
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Feel better soon, OK?
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Also, abject apologies for possible trauma and stifling.
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It can be just as annoying yet the opportunities for fun are greater. *winks*
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*pauses*
*points you with a non-pointy non-sti--*
damn, that's still a variation.
*pokes you randomly, with no sticks in sight, pointy or otherwise*
*considers making some lewd joke about pointy sticks and euphemisms*
*doesn't*
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Love you.
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There. That's different enough that it doesn't count as a variation, right? *grins*
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*would spit all over keyboard if had drink*
You're dangerous.
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Ph34r me and my mad l33t damaging skillz!
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What?
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