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jmtorres ([personal profile] jmtorres) wrote2003-06-11 01:54 am

I have two Johns. Two.

(post subject borrowed from [livejournal.com profile] thermidor's default user icon.)

All things considered, this seemed an appropriate pairing for me to choose. 100 words even. ([livejournal.com profile] ide_cyan, it's set in s3. You're safe.)

Two Johns

"Are you saying I'm jealous?" John demanded.

"Hey, you said it, not me," his alter responded. "If there's actually a difference."

"There is!" John protested. "I'm me, you're a copy!"

"Blow me," the other John snapped.

"Frell you," John retorted.

His alter stared, appalled. "You're not serious. I--you can't be."

"I wasn't serious!" John concurred, aghast.

"Why did I think you were?!"

"How should I know what goes on in your head?" John complained.

"Because it's going on in yours!" the other John insisted.

John chewed his lip. "You're right."

"I am?" the other John asked incredulously. "Well, frell."

[identity profile] lorance.livejournal.com 2003-06-11 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Very nice- it screams Crichton:)

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[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2003-06-11 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[identity profile] cloudtrader.livejournal.com 2003-06-11 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, frell."

*giggles* I have conversations with myself like that sometimes...

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[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2003-06-11 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
I've had some conversations with my feet like that lately. They keep wanting to know when I get off work, and my boss keeps giving me longer hours.

[identity profile] cloudtrader.livejournal.com 2003-06-11 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, feet are a talk-y bunch, aren't they? *nods knowingly*

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[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2003-06-11 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
They're like children. "Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Are you done yet?"

[identity profile] cloudtrader.livejournal.com 2003-06-13 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly! Especially near the end of a shift, when the start SCREAMING~!
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[personal profile] kernezelda 2003-06-11 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Making love to oneself - is it masturbation, incest, both?

But so pretty.

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[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2003-06-12 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Making love to oneself - is it masturbation, incest, both?

Ah, the age-old question...

*ahem* for me, anyway.
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[identity profile] cadetdru.livejournal.com 2003-06-11 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I like it.

Yay clone-love.

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[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2003-06-12 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
*grinning*

[identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com 2003-06-11 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*sniggers* So very much John. That's a lot of fun, Juliette.

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[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2003-06-11 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed it. :-)