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02:03 I just managed to lose my car keys in the twenty seconds between parking the car and getting out of it. #
02:13 @niqaeli are you on im? #
07:24 @niqaeli Heh. Yeah. #
08:33 MIles does not know how to be sympathy cat. He does know how to be "take advantage of your weeeeemo" cat. #
09:53 Dentist tapped on all the teeth, nothing specific hurt. Five minutes later: OH GOD THE PAIN. Diagnostically unhelpful. #
09:57 @azurelunatic Corporal cuddles? #
10:31 Dear everyone: tweet more. using you as a distraction at the dentist. omg. #
10:44 Fuck it's an abcess it's gonna be a root canal. #
11:43 Better living through fanfic has shifted from "Steve gets dentistry" to "Lady Gaga performs a mercy killing" #wheredoyougetyourideas hahaha #
14:49 Fuck I think I popped the abcess applying orajel. #
17:28 I can feel where specifically it is now. I'm cycling through it barely hurts at all & OHGOD KILL ME NOW instead of ongoing ache with spikes. #
21:56 My, booze is quite nice. #

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