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01:28 @niqaeli "These colors don't run"? Bahahaha, I'm assuming asshole has never taken a shower with hair dye? #
01:33 @niqaeli I. I. What. I mean the answer to that is obviously, "No, I'm a Captain America fangirl! He's so dreamy!" #
01:34 @niqaeli Steve is making a FACE in my head right now. #
02:13 t.co/fQELFDvp Relevant to my interests. (it's okay to make gay porn in PART of your military uniform.) #
10:25 @azurelunatic bahahaha! #
10:48 I wish I could email the dentist. I seriously don't want to have to call. #
10:51 Okay, seriously, body. I gave you eight hours to sleep and you woke up not once but twice before the alarm went off. WHY. #
11:14 t.co/50ikK9Xq is it just me or are they prettier in the before pictures? #
14:14 "Oh I like the pink in you hair! How did you do that?" "...I didn't. It's natural. I'm part my little pony." #
16:24 Why is it mothers can make you scream like no one else? #
18:26 Women getting erased from filmmaking: the still photograher just asked me to move out of the way so he could document the male gaffer. #
19:15 Motherfucker the desert is cold at night. #

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