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niqaeli and traykor watch a fair amount of crime television. As far as I know, they do not actually watch "Who the Bleep Did I Marry" but the ads come on Investigation Discovery channel, and I confess.I want a fictional episode of Who the Bleep Did I Marry about that time Neal Caffrey convinced some rich art collector to marry him and then made off with her Van Gogh or something. Only not as Neal Caffrey, as an alias Peter has never heard of. Also clearly Elizabeth is the one with the soap opera crime television guilty viewing habits and is like, "PETER COME HERE YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS" and Peter is like "Oh god is it that show again WAIT IS THAT NEAL!?!!!?" and Elizabeth is like, "What did I tell you? HE'S SO WEE AND ADORABLE, LOOK AT THAT FUZZY PHOTOGRAPH." And Peter is forced to watch an entire episode of Who the Bleep Did I Marry and subsequently confronts Neal and Neal is like "....oh. that. um. It wasn't a real Van Gogh?" and Mozzie is like, "He got taken. She was a better con artist than him. He finds it embarrassing to talk about. It's okay, Neal, you were young, and you hadn't met me and learned all my tricks yet." And then it turns out she agreed to be interviewed for the episode because she heard Neal was out and thought the whole thing was hilarious.
Someone should write me this. Totally.
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