. (THE GODDAMN BATMAN WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT HE DOES NOT LEAVE FINGERPRINTS OR STRAY HAIRS AT CRIME SCENES. THAT IS WHAT THE GODDAMN GLOVES AND THE GODDAMN COWL ARE FOR.)

Every Superman(Superwoman) muse I have in my head just bust out laughing. The Batmans, however, EPIC!BAT!POUT.

Oh dude, every single Green Lantern in the entire Corps knows who Neal is.