MERRY CHRISTMAS HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND A BELATED YULETIDE

[jmtorres]

I kidnapped your cat. I should have also demanded the nerf gun, I'm thinking. I'm sorry I gave up on the second ball of yarn, but jesus christ what the fuck did the Monster do to that thing.

The drive over here was an exercise in "GET OFF OF MY FACE CAT," although there was also a hilarious interlude where Monster climbed up on the dash and it was apparent that he hadn't realized the windshield was right there.

After a bit of wandering and sniff hello to my cats, Monster got bitey with me and when I removed my hand, hissed. He's cooling his heels in the bathroom. Which was exactly where he was before I took him on a field trip.

Oh Monster. Never change. And by that I mean grow the fuck up.

Comments

[niqaeli]

Dude, the ride over was your fault for not taking the bloody carrier. The rest... you've met him, right? there is a REASON we want him out of the house for christmas day.

[jmtorres]

I know? The only time he wouldn't yowl was when I had him in my lap, so I had to squish him there so he wouldn't try for boobshelf. I mean, I could have let him yowl, but this is me.

[jecook]

Ah, yes. Cute little munchkin, but about as bright as a sack of rocks. I can dig out one of my nerf guns if the need arises. :D