jmtorres: Aya from Weiss Kreuz undercover as a teacher. Text: Is it any wonder the kids call him 'Miss Fujimiya'? (Gluhen)
jmtorres ([personal profile] jmtorres) wrote2005-03-19 10:17 pm

ENGRISH OMG

Showed [livejournal.com profile] stariceling Glühen. Some bits of our commentary she insists I post:



"Damn it, Yoji! Your girlfriend killed my girlfriend! This is why we don't see other people."

Re: Mr. Asami and Miss Fujimiya (Yay Engrish!), "My het is pastede on backwards yay!"

Naked angst. Everyone has naked angst. (We figure Omi and Nagi's naked angst was cut to keep it from being X-rated.)

Aya has osmotically absorbed Omi's skill with darts. (Mmm, osmosis...)

Aya finally paid back Yoji for loan of wire watch, Kapital ep 2.


Jul: I think the Crashers seem like cheerful people. I would have loved to see them burst in on Weiß's hide-out...
Crashers: RAN!!!!
Aya: *glower*
Crashers: *GLOMP* Ran!
Aya: Don't. Call me that.
Crashers: *continuing group glomping* Ran :-)
Weiß: *snicker* Who're your friends, Aya?
Crashers: *orgies Aya*
Weiß: *covering eyes* *peek* *FLEE*
Aya: *long-suffering sigh*
Knight: Hold him down and I'll blow him.
Queen: *holds him down*
Knight: *goes down on Aya*
Aya: *stops complaining, finally*

A few hours later, Honjou takes Mamoru aside.

Honjou: You're not taking good care of our Ran. You have to sex him up every once in a while.
Aya: *would totally stab Honjou if he weren't the most relaxed he's been in four years or so*


[livejournal.com profile] stariceling mistook this copy for a fansub and I said, "Fans don't commit Engrish." (I said it was a bootsub. Ie, bootleg, ya? I stood up, told her to imagine me in dominatrix gear, puffed my chest out, and posed with my foot lifted, resting on the imaginary sub. Pointed down, said "That's a bootsub." [livejournal.com profile] stariceling says I look scary with imagined whip.) Which I shortly followed by, "Dude, let's commit Engrish." If I get really bored the next couple of weeks, the next Get Backers episode may have an optional Engrish subtitle track.

And then we went to Toys 'R' Us (it was in the same strip mall as CompUSA, where they failed to fix my laptop) and just sort of... rampaged through odd toys. We found a Galadriel Barbie in a pile of curious Barbies--there was also Lucille Ball, and Velma from Scooby Doo, and Batgirl with motorbike, and Wonderwoman, and Imperial Russian Princess Barbie.

Then we found LEGOLAS. LEGOLAS BARBIE.

Ala Cordelia, I announced, "Oh, my God, I have to tell everyone I ever met RIGHT NOW."

Several people received phone calls to inform them of LEGOLAS BARBIE. Love you guys.

[identity profile] dissident.livejournal.com 2005-03-20 05:24 am (UTC)(link)

Aya seems to have borrowed his wire a couple of times, i believe in that Sakura episode he had the wire also. I forget which ep # it was though.

[identity profile] kowaiyukidono.livejournal.com 2005-03-20 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Legolas... Barbie...?

WAHHA!

That's AWFUL! Oh, dear gods, what were they THINKING!? Legolas will NEVER live it down!

[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2005-03-20 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hnh, that sounds vaguely familiar.

A Kapitel rewatching may be in order. I made myself VHS copies, so I can do that even with ded comp.

Clearly they are so in love!

[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2005-03-20 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
It was apparently a lot more popular than Galadriel. There were only a couple of Legolas's left.

[identity profile] kowaiyukidono.livejournal.com 2005-03-20 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not even going to try to speculate on that.

[identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com 2005-03-20 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
*giggle*

[identity profile] minkboylove.livejournal.com 2005-03-20 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ala Cordelia, I announced, "Oh, my God, I have to tell everyone I ever met RIGHT NOW."

LMAO! Legolas Barbie? Are you serious? So he's not only been totally emasculated by fangirls but now the toy industry is having a go too?

*feels so very very sorry for Orlando Bloom*