Dear Mom,

[jmtorres]

Dear Mom,

There is a reason I haven't told you my screen name. The reason is this:

I write porn. I purvey porn. I believe in the healing power of porn.

It's really none of your business. For God's sake, you're my mom.

So if you have managed to google your way here, please turn around and go somewhere else. If you have to poke around here and read my fic and stuff, then please consider a) not disussing it with me or b) remaining non-judgemental.

I am a strong advocate of "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" where it applies to our relationship.

I love you.

~Juliette Torres, aka [Real Name Here]