How would you feel about me flinging random pr0n at you? Only I noticed a couple of anons playing out the comments from the original Darcy/Loki kinkmeme made them do it fic (because meta is HILARIOUS) and the next part of the conversation called for logged-in Loki to dispute, and since I'd already created a Loki account I couldn't resist, but the logical conclusion of that conversation--which I somehow failed to see--was that he declares he's going to write the pr0n and I. Yeah! How do I get myself into these things.

(Alternatively I could tell you all about my happy place. Wait, no, that's more pr0n.)