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Twitter 15 Oct-12 Nov
So LoudTwitter stopped 'porting and I can't make myself care enough to fight with it so apparently what we will be doing for the duration is semi-lunar manual back-ups! Have some tweets.
- "Surprise" porn-writing revelation dujour: consent is like, SUPER sexy. // 8 minutes ago link
- RT
niqaeli // "Supernatural is using an open palm instead of a closed fist, now." // 1 hour ago link
- Fun with ads: gmail's take on my cap_ironman sesa sign-up is that Stephanie Rogers & Natasha Stark should get married. I've read it, gmail. // 16 hours ago link
- Walking into walls == good time for a nap, y? // 20 hours ago link
- AO3 you look all DIFFERENT. WHAT IS THIS. #superficialchange #waaaaaaaaaaaaah // 21 hours ago link
- Do I try to come up with a cap_ironman sign-up in the next few hours or consider that *handwave* time I can't afford? // 21 hours ago link
- Argh nano. // 22 hours ago link
- I am hungry in RL so instead of eating I am... making food in Glitch. I keep getting hungrier. I keep making virtual food.
- So. Who's awake and loves me best? // 11 Nov link
- My fucking phone, NO I DID NOT WANT TO DELETE FIVE PARAGRAPHS OF FIC. // 10 Nov link
- Thank you, thank you google calendar. I just got a reminder that cap_ironman sesa sign-ups end tomorrow. Because I need more pressure. // 10 Nov link
- My life is definitely getting more badfic like. I'm always talking to you even when you're not there. // 10 Nov link
- I have this image of my depression as a small, round-edged, slick stone I could vomit up and then everything would go back to "normal." // 10 Nov link
- Fuck it, I'm wearing jeggings to work today. I look adorable, don't even talk to me. // 10 Nov link
- I give up. I give up on humanity. I'm done. I don't care anymore. This should simplify things, right? // 10 Nov link
- Hahahaha official dept of transportation notification of road closure refers to this morning's "fiery tanker collision." Oh so descriptive. // 9 Nov link
- Sadness is learning Katy Perry will NOT be performing "I kissed a squirrel (and I liked it)" in the new Muppet movie. // 9 Nov link
- Freeways and mile streets backed up 8-10mi away. only getting anywhere on half mile streets. // 9 Nov link
- Finally found somewhere to CROSS the ten on surface, jfc. // 9 Nov link
- 12mi to my parents' house taking an hr and a half today. Tanker accident at freeway junction has everything blocked up to 5mi away. // 9 Nov link
- My Loki and Darcy fic has a surprising amount of Steve in it. Hi, Steve. // 9 Nov link
- That's it, I'm moving to a lesbian separatist colony. DONE WITH MEN. // 8 Nov link
- "You can't do this with your brother." Oh Rachel, you haven't read the fanfic. #Glee // 8 Nov link
- Who's been doing GOOD independent films in the last decade? (extra credit assignment, may affect future movies I have to watch for class) // 8 Nov link
- What was the point of that? I think they grew into their sociopathic tendencies rather than out of them. // 8 Nov link
- dear class: why are you LAUGHING. // 8 Nov link
- Oh hey it's a black dude in the movie. Oh hey it's the protagonist being a racist asshat accusing him of being lazy and mocking his speech. // 8 Nov link
- sexist, ableist, homophobic asshats, and I'm sure if any non-white people apppeared in this film they would display racism too. Why. Whyyyy. // 8 Nov link
- Prof says "sometimes you feel like you need to shower after you watch Labute's films but that just means he got under your skin right?" wtf. // 8 Nov link
- Argh, we get to watch a movie about guys being sexist, ableist asshats trying to get laid by targeting women they think must be desperate. // 8 Nov link
- "all the feelings" is a frustratingly nonspecific descriptor, no matter how many extra vowels you stick in it. // 8 Nov link
- So basically, I now have a trigger on a fairly damn innocuous word that people use all the time. AWESOME. // 8 Nov link
- The Ads On My Fanfic game: Bed, Daybed Bedding, Men Wearing Dresses, Long-Wearing Lipstick. Oh gmail, I was already gonna put Loki in drag. // 7 Nov link
- dear god i hate this acronym could it just die forever // 7 Nov link
- God I'm so depressed. // 7 Nov link
- I am seriously annoyed at the number of programs than can cancel a user-requested shutdown. // 7 Nov link
- STEVE IS GETTING TOO SELF-AWARE. HE IS NOW DELIBERATELY ATTEMPTING TO PROVOKE REACTIONS FROM ME. THE MUSES ARE REVOLTING, RUN FOR THE HILLS. // 7 Nov link
- youtube.com/watch?v=UQ3T_M
- Hahaha I think I just jinxed myself. (Loki: Wishes people won't thank you for granting are MY FAVORITE KIND.) // 6 Nov link
- Wow, I just actually, truthfully wished my life were fanfic. I don't even. // 6 Nov link
- I don't have enough people. No back-up people for when I freak out about my primary people. There was more but it didn't make any sense. // 6 Nov link
- so fair warning I'm gonna hit a mary queen of scots mood this week (that would be: successor/executor of lady jane, the nine days' queen). // 6 Nov link
- I am singing country songs right now, that is how messed up I am. // 6 Nov link
- augh it's fucking freezing and I've been sleeping next to naked, no wonder I'm writing about Loki Laufeyson, heat-seeking ice cube in bed. // 6 Nov link
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- The kinkmeme makes Steven Rogers cry. // 5 Nov link
- It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize a link about Bill & Melinda Gates on my pinboard network was a legit news story & not RPF. // 5 Nov link
- doing extremely well walking away from the internet, as i'm sure you can tell // 5 Nov link
- hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/adam ...so he was *always* ineligible for Yuletide? *snort* // 5 Nov link
- Clearing my tabs into
- This too. Princess Darth Vader. boingboing.net/2011/10/30/pri // 5 Nov link
- Touted as cute, but I can't help but cry on the inside at sexy R2-D2 costume: boingboing.net/?p=127701 // 5 Nov link
- Do you ever want to hoard plot bunnies & wish BNFs wouldn't have your idea damn it & write a story WRONG but have everyone love them anyway? // 5 Nov link
- I misread it as bride and bridegroom which was hilarious enouigh, and then when typing it realized no, both posing as women, &it got BETTER. // 4 Nov link
- Myth summaries for norsekink: "in a hilariouis burlesque, Thor and Loki travel to Jotunheim together, disguised as bride and bridesmaid..." // 4 Nov link
- New fanwank: part of Odin's assitude is he was behaviorally affected by putting off the Odinsleep too long. // 4 Nov link
- "--noun, verb, FUCK." "Yes, fuck is frequently a noun *and* a verb." "Why can't--argh--I--MY WORDS. GLENDALE. FUCK." // 4 Nov link
- "We didn't poly soul-bond an apartment." My fucking life, that I can say these things and have any meaning whatsoever. // 4 Nov link
- I need the marshmallows. There's a *nominations tutorial.* // 4 Nov link
- It's not just Loki, ALL the hats are stupid #thor // 4 Nov link
- *blink* did a privacy setting get reset on
- I'm not even pretending to do nano but I had words flowing last week of Oct & I've DRIED UP. I blame you all talking about your word counts. // 4 Nov link
- dude, seriously fic, if you're going to the horrifying place, why are you not diving in and making the worst of it? // 3 Nov link
- damn it, absolutely not. WHY would randomly transformed into a woman Steve wax? WHY? // 3 Nov link
- #yuletide oh hey, the 1st-yr exception is off the books too, looks like. Thor (2011) is on the inelegible list. Dude, I'm cheering up now. // 3 Nov link
- Hahaha holy shit. If your fandom nominations get bounced as ineligible for yuletide, you *can't make substitute nominations.* NOM TINY, YO. // 3 Nov link
- The system is modal, goddaamnit. // 3 Nov link
- I'm going to just be depressed at everything now. great. // 3 Nov link
- Looking at schedule woes & temped to say fuck yuletide this year. alternatively, to prompt 0-5 story fandoms in KEEP YULETIDE TINY campaign. // 3 Nov link
- Can't breathe, face is trying to cry, what the fuck just happened, brain? I frequently hate being not neurotypical. // 3 Nov link
- Is it true that Library of Congress archives twitter? *mildly horrified* // 3 Nov link
- Wait, am I mainstream? FML. // 3 Nov link
- I never thought I would see the day when I felt represented by an as-sold Barbie. But there she is with a pink streak in her hair. // 3 Nov link
- Greybard & I just spent a productive hour determining how to notify one another via fanfic if reports of our deaths are greatly exaggerated. // 2 Nov link
- Tony, just put an ad on craigslist. "Would you & your bonded partner like to have sex with large helmets and multiple partners FOR SCIENCE?" // 2 Nov link
- Fml Tony is in my head discussing the difficulty of tracking down the neurological mechanisms of soul bonds. // 2 Nov link
- *wry* If anyone saw my bucket list before I killed it off LJ and wants to help with any of those items, let me know! // 2 Nov link
- Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you LJ. My bucket list was a PRIVATE entry, WHAT WAS IT DOING PUBLIC? // 2 Nov link
- *amused* This is the "
- By trawling through Marvel wikia on What If? issues, I have arrived at a second (ridiculously detailed) prompt. I-I might be doing c_i sesa. // 2 Nov link
- I swear to god, Inception fandom managed to incept the rest of fandom with the Bakery/Barrista AU. CLEVER, YOU BASTARDS. CLEVER. *golf clap* // 2 Nov link
- Need to take a moment to self-assess. collider.com/wp-content/upl This is who I'm slashing now. Seriously. // 2 Nov link
- How is a story on this premise this damn long, seriously. // 1 Nov link
- RT
- I keep being all... *social* with people. What gives, I was planning to hide from this fandom! // 1 Nov link
- Historian, do not think that just because Team Viking beat Columbus to America, they *discovered* it. I'll throw this book, see if I don't. // 1 Nov link
- Possibly I am fixating on variations of woman Steve to soothe my poor confused lesbian soul? // 1 Nov link
- This sleeping thing is going poorly. // 1 Nov link
- Oh I am now clicking on fic with actively terrible summaries out of morbid curiosity. FML. // 1 Nov link
- Second reaction: ...no, that's weirder, to *not* be alone in feeling different and alone. // 1 Nov link
- ...or a fairy or a magician or a mutant, and that explains why they're so weird. from: staranise.dreamwidth.org/259957.html First reaction: I'm not alone? // 1 Nov link
- Anecdotal: The most common reported daydream among highly gifted kids is that they are not actually human: they're secretly an alien ... // 1 Nov link
- My gmail ads make no sense. Unless google has plotbunnies about Tony and Stephanie's honeymoon in the Caribbean, cleaning up oil spills? // 1 Nov link
- Fandom is: trying to recall if you've read any *actual* hookerfic, or just fic where McKay *mistook* bardtender Sheppard for a hooker. // 1 Nov link
- ...beyond the Goblin City, to take back the child that you have stolen. Better yet, I've no idea WHY I'm wandering around quoting Labyrinth. // 1 Nov link
- I'm wandering around my house quoting Labyrinth. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle... // 1 Nov link
- zazzle.com/go_petunias_ht
- Wrote ridiculous long Stephanie Rogers/Tony Stark trainwreck prompt. Now MUST participate in cap_ironman sesa to inflict it on someone. Duh. // 31 Oct link
- Look at me hypnotized and half alive, maybe it's 4 or 5. Some parts are sleeping, some parts are paralyzed. Just one more minute... #OKGo // 31 Oct link
- dreamwidth.org/betafeatures <http://t.co/lqtzjerg>
- Dear id: You're hilarious. Dear Tony: I'm proud of you, baby. Dear Steve: I still love you best. Dear Pepper: Nope, I lied, I love YOU best. // 31 Oct link
- Puss In Boots used the
- Has anyone posited the crosssover where the Starks are descended from Holmes, with the burning question of who Holmes impregnated? // 30 Oct link
- Not sure if that is the same as attracting outside target audience.... // 30 Oct link
- There are people who want to go to Breaking Dawn for lulz of that scene who haven't read the books. // 30 Oct link
- Protective muses are sweet. // 30 Oct link
- Hahaha this is the first time the Steve in my head has seen me do the voiceless shit and he was worried BEFORE I mentioned Loki. // 30 Oct link
- Is it wrong I want to make an RP tony account purely for tweets he makes in stories I am writing? // 30 Oct link
- Stress dreams about asthma, domestic disputes and fannish elections would at least leave me functional. // 30 Oct link
- Damn it I was hoping the drink would loosen my tongue. Loki could you be more subtle? // 30 Oct link
- My coping mechanisms are ridiculous. Sorry. This really is mostly for the amusement factor. // 30 Oct link
- Well it is if they pay attention.
- My voice has gone. I will now communicate with people next to me via twitter. Sure I could just show them the phone, but this is funnier. // 30 Oct link
- *eyes sleep log in dismay* I've *down*cycled. Oh that's much less tenable than upcycle with correction. // 30 Oct link
- cap-ironman.dreamwidth.org/34967.html
- I KNOW PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES OF A RIDICULOUS FANNISH WANK FEST neither of them are wrong, is the sad thing. // 29 Oct link
- Fuck really? Apparently no, I do not have the 5.1 DAMN YOU BLU-RAY. // 29 Oct link
- #SANCTUARY
- MY ONCE A THIEF PEEPS, LI ANN WILL NOW BE HELEN MAGNUS'S SPOILER. OMG OMG OMG OMG. // 29 Oct link
- HEADS UP ONCE A THIEF PEEPS, Li Ann is on #Sanctuary! // 29 Oct link
- Hello Chris Evans's ridiculous eyelashes. Is that shot meant to be "his hair grew while he was on ice" or is Cap just a pretty princess? // 29 Oct link
- 5.1 achieved! But only two acts. // 29 Oct link
- *reading comments* "...played by a really hot actor..." juls: he is? oh! oh, my lesbian incomprehension has turned back on. // 29 Oct link
- I love how when I got Steve wrong his reaction was "You're writing Tony." // 29 Oct link
- Steve is bastion of sanity. Except for how he puts up with Tony. // 28 Oct link
- Should I be worried about this recurring fantasy about scavenging for canned goods in picked-over, post-apocalyptic supermarkets? // 28 Oct link
- I think if I had more disposable income I would be
- Oh Tony. You make a simple little soul-bond all complicated. blah blah blah c'mon steve, they had to have poly-printers in your day OH TONY. // 27 Oct link
- Who thinks I am far too awake and should *back away from Twitter* now? // 27 Oct link
- Okay I am a sucker for "Tony tweets at inappropriate times" stories and not just because I used the device myself. // 27 Oct link
- I apologize for the overuse of coarse language in my tweets over the last few days. That will stop right the fuck now. // 27 Oct link
- Vanity pinboarding. SO MANY 9.28 links. Gosh I wonder if the delicious feeds were borking dates that day. // 27 Oct link
- *bleary-eyed horror* I cannot face rereading all of the Doctor Who fic I have bookmarked for the purpose of accurately tagging for doctor #. // 27 Oct link
- Weird. Right now I can edit all bookmarks on a page on
- But seriously why am I awake. I committed myself to the ridiculous purchase and now I'm just.... reading professional editing software wank. // 27 Oct link
- This person has been editing with FCP for THREE WHOLE YEARS. Excuse me while I die laughing. Fuck me, I'm early adopter everything, huh. // 27 Oct link
- What is a professionl? Wankers argue, someone who is creative and talented and passionate... wrong. A professional is someone who gets paid. // 27 Oct link
- I'm reading editing software wank on cnet right now. They just whipped out their rulers to measure whose
dickmacbook is bigger. // 27 Oct link - It's 3am, I went to bed an hour ago but I am still awake WHY, because I want to make a major purchase on the internet apparently. Facepalm. // 27 Oct link
- Fuck AO3 is down? // 26 Oct link
- God I am all depressed now. Fuck. // 26 Oct link
- Just spent all day at work thumbtyping bdsm emoporn on my phone. Tony you are the brokenest. Omg. // 26 Oct link
- Every line of this I write gets more effed up. OH TONY. // 26 Oct link
- Fuuuuh this scene is not going where I was expecting it to. Tony, why so fucked in the head. // 26 Oct link
- Double FML I am pretty sure this is called "participating in fandom." My brain is screaming "LURK LURK YOU BASTARD" but too late. Facepalm. // 26 Oct link
- FML I just asked an author permission to remix off her premise & she said yes & now I have no excuse not to write a BDSM soul-bonded epic. // 26 Oct link
- I'm going to go ahead and assume I am still fairly sick or else kindness would not be making me cry. // 25 Oct link
- Fucking fucking fuck my ride won't pick up the phone and everyone else is at dinner // 25 Oct link
- Hi
- Happiness: "Do you know us? You know where you are?" "I'm scrawny not brain-damaged, Tony." "RULING OUT TIME TRAVEL, not that implausible!" // 24 Oct link
- Lied when coworker asked why I looked like the cat with the canary; had imagined Steve's heaving bosoms #tonyswordsnotmine #disingenuousFTW // 24 Oct link
- So what would have been Steve's asthma treatment? *poking internet* Not an inhaler, looks like those came about after WWII? // 24 Oct link
- Outtake! don't wanna murder this darling: Tony: *is an ass* Steve: *spontaneously develops the ability to set Tony on fire with his brain* // 23 Oct link
- Most hilarious part of #IronChefAmerica #BattleHalloweenCandy is
- At Bookman's buying things to torture Steve. Saved from impulse to buy actual comics by Cap After 9/11. So not up for that. // 23 Oct link
- And we did not invent sex in the last fifty years. Or scrapbooking. I promise. // 23 Oct link
- I don't, I don't even. Do some research before you write about 'modern' things surprising Steve? Like, color films? Wizard of Oz was 1939. // 23 Oct link
- Also: Cap. 12:25. Someone go see it with me so I don't feel all pathetic and stuff. // 23 Oct link
- Trying to cast a Stephanie Rogers in my head so I can have icon. Suggestions? // 23 Oct link
- Needed my daily dose of Chris Evans adorable, went to tumblr. // 23 Oct link
- I, I do like it when Helen gets her James Bond on. #Sanctuary // 22 Oct link
- They have popcorn. ...and death. // 22 Oct link
- Most hilarious typo ever: "nude" for "nudge." Thank something I said it to my gf. // 22 Oct link
- Theory on Mulder I think
- I was like 'joke? not on wikia? no? one of those surprisingly detailed fannish articles on wiki? why are there so many references? what?' // 21 Oct link
- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_al parts of UFOlogy I was not up on. You are kidding me. Thor's been abducting people. // 21 Oct link
- The autospellcheck in firefox is underlining blonde. Also firefox, but seriously? blonde? And it's not even a smart grammar call, it's--wut. // 21 Oct link
- Goddamnit I got tv troped. So I'll... share the love? tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki Eroica! // 21 Oct link
- I definitely hate everything today. // 21 Oct link
- Ugh I feel crappy and headachey but in an ordinary way not a dying of my teeth way, and I only have dying of teeth painkillers with me. // 20 Oct link
- "You educate me about the everyday of living with dick." // 20 Oct link
- Holmes trailer! *cacklegiggleglee* // 19 Oct link
- Fandom, honestly. // 19 Oct link
- *boggle* Soderbergh (director) works as his own cinematographer and editor under the pseuds Peter Andrews and Mary Ann Bernard. Okay! // 18 Oct link
- I routinely typo "faceplam" and then IMMEDIATELY CORRECT because X-Files, shudder. // 18 Oct link
- "Don't freak out, there's a little bleeding" has just become the most alarming thing a medical professional has ever said to me. // 17 Oct link
- I have my festivids assignment before all of you. // 17 Oct link
- *catches sight of Rx label* Huh, no wonder I was so stoned. That said 6-8 hrs not 4-6 hrs. In my defense it didn't last 6 hrs ever, nor 8! // 16 Oct link
- Idiot phone keyboard tried to render influence as ionflux. In my awesome scifi life... // 16 Oct link
- At grocery in meatspace. Glitch is influencing my decisions. // 16 Oct link
- Okay, off to kill the wizard. Wait, that's not the line. // 16 Oct link
- Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh Ivan no no no no do NOT go pay a visit to the Avengers whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. // 16 Oct link
- Reading dear festividder letters. Have tagged a couple for treats. And then every once in a while: srsly? you want a SERIOUS vid for that? // 16 Oct link
- I think gameplay may be a form of obsessive-compulsive behavior. I get the same kind of kick from glitch that I do from tagging bookmarks. // 16 Oct link
- Also: damn, when tweeting bookmarks to
- Hmm. So when using the "organize" page on
- After I figure out how to vid comics I should make an
- Why do I keep reading fic that functions on stupid ball? // 16 Oct link
- AHAHAHAH werewolf fic. I blame
- Like just. WHAT KIND OF VIDS TO PEOPLE TAKE TO ESCAPADE OKAY. // 16 Oct link
- Who's been to escapade before? I want to ask someone about vid submission expectations that might be... cultural or contextual, not stated. // 16 Oct link
- I wonder how long for
- *testing
- archiveofourown.org/works/215863 Posits 3490 Natasha & Steve are just as fucked up as Tony & Steve. #fandom:marvel #author:jazzypom #wordcount:1K-5K // 15 Oct link