Wish I could say they were younger OLDER than I am...

I swear, it's like I need to have a typo in everything I do lately. Except I don't really want them older than me; looking that good at that age means supernatural influence generally. I would love to be younger than them, except I have no desire to relive that part of my life. I'm sorry I can't keep my descriptive words straight, bendy, or at least make some sort of sense.